My husband and I were talking gambling. He likes it occasionally and almost never plays at an online casino. He asked me if he could use one of my casino accounts to play some poker. I got him logged in and all set up. I sashayed into the kitchen to feed the kitty. When I came back he was playing slots. His session didn’t last long.
The following night he tells me that he wants to take me out on a date. Guess where. The land casino! This was my kind of date. I suggested we skip the Mai Tai’s and head straight for the slots. I went straight to one of my favorite slots, Gryphon’s Gold. Five or so minutes later I see my husband roaming around and I motion him over to me. I ask what in the world he is doing. There are only 17 slots to choose from. He complains that there’s nothing “manly’. After I laugh hysterically for a while he decides to take off.
I’m doing well and managed to retrigger the free spins bonus. I’m up to 75 free spins so I sit back and watch. Suddenly I remember that my husband is here somewhere. I scan the place and see him with a big grin on his face. I’m squinting to see what he’s playing and boy is it manly. He was in the middle of a free spins bonus on Pirate Bay. Again, I crack up. I play through my spins and head over to see how he’s doing. The little sucker is up £100! Apparently, the sounds effects include a pirate saying “ahoy matey”. I was getting an impression first hand from my husband. Well that sure is manly and he sounded oh so manly talking like a pirate for the next few days.
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