A Royal Interruption

Apparently there's a royal wedding tomorrow. I believe it's a couple named William and Kate. Just kidding. I can't wait for the Royal Wedding! It's the only thing that I will allow to come between me and my gambling. Well not really.

I'm going to try to start a chat party while I spin on my slot games. It'll be the online gambler's version of a street party. I'll be sitting here surrounded by royal bunting, flags and a William and Kate cake. I' m also taking bets on how long Kate's train will be. Come one come all. I've got it all planned out. Now I just have to decide which online casino I will grace with my presence.

Boobs Vs. Gambling

It's amazing how many differences there are between me and some of these ritzy housewives on TV. They spend their cash on things like noses, boobs, botox, shoes and bags. What do I spend my money on? Count Spectacular, Golden Lotus, It's a Mystery, Mayan Queen, Rain Dance and Texan Tycoon.

In the U.S. you can spend your money to alter your body in extreme ways but you can't spend it at the online casinos. I am not here to judge the housewives of Orange County or New Jersey or wherever for the choices they make but I'm not going under the knife; I just want to spend my money the way I want. Real Time Gaming software casinos are among the few online casinos that accept American players. With the recent government seizure of those poker sites I am on pins and needles at the thought of losing my RTG. Granted, I could use some new boobs but I'd rather have a Loose Caboose.

To Gamble or Not to Gamble? That is the Question.

As usual I have a million things to do. I'm weighing the pros and cons of forgetting it all and logging into my online casino account. Things like his skid marked underwear, sweaty t-shirts and shavings in the sink are not looking so good. Who am I kidding? Gambling wins! At least when I gamble there's a chance of being rewarded with bonus rounds or free spins for my hard work. He just comes home as if pixies, who only come out when he's at work, fluttered through the house cleaning up. Today I'll tell him the pixies are on strike. Hmm, and later this pixie will have a headache unless I hit it big on Basketbull.

The Gambling Housewife

Gone are the days where gamblers are mainly men. Women are on the online gambling scene now. Freedom has now stretched into the realm of online casinos. Drop the kids off at school and it's party time. Online casinos must see a spike in play during these hours.

When your husband comes home and asks "What did you do today"? Go ahead, tell him you kicked butt playing black jack! Tell him you wiped the floor with a bunch of guys at the poker table! Tell him you're the leader in the slots tournament! You never know, it just might turn him on. You can work, cook, clean, love and gamble. What an amazing creature.